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Pat Monahan was alright.
I don’t like it. Yeah, it’s popular, which means some do. And what happened to Pat? I think his stylist must agree with me, and has quit.
How to get Pat’s hair:
.Apply Crisco liberally. Hold fork and stick into an electrical socket.
.Sleep in poo. Wake up and do nothing.
.Run, dance, jump. Sweat, then watch The Grudge.
.Apply Preparation H… to the wrong end..No shampoo. No washing. Think you’re really awesome and try to look “younger” by spiking hair.