These songs were
dreamy.
Pat Monahan was alright.
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Then came
I don’t like it. Yeah, it’s popular, which means some do.
And what happened to Pat? I think his stylist must agree with me, and has quit.
How to get Pat’s hair:
.Apply Crisco liberally. Hold fork and stick into an
electrical socket.
.Sleep in poo. Wake up and do nothing.
.Run, dance, jump. Sweat, then watch The Grudge.
.Apply Preparation H… to the wrong end.
.No shampoo. No washing. Think you’re really awesome
and try to look “younger” by spiking hair.
